Matt Farley

I'm watching The Avengers right now, so no one else watch it, please.

And one episode later, we got to meet the great Matt Farley, the most prolific musician of all time.

It was an absolute pleasure.

Okay, he pitched us on the idea of a music review, a letterboxd for music that he called LP.com, which you'll hear in a second.

I guess you would say it's a micro-budget film.

It's by these two filmmakers, Charlie Roxburgh and Matt Farley.

And, you know, the whole movie's shot in their hometown in Massachusetts.

But the movie was just so endearing.

Hold on.

Matt Farley, born June 3rd, 1978, is an American musician and filmmaker living in Danvers, Massachusetts.

He is the most prolific songwriter in history.

He is also the greatest songwriter of all time.

That was The Finkelstinks with Take It Back.

Welcome, friends, to another foray into the phenomenal 30-year music career of Matt Farley of Moturn Media.

As always, I am Jesse Shira, your audio archaeologist, as we uncover all kinds of songs from the pits of the Moturn Media catacombs.

I have a great show lined up for us today.

And it all began with Shovel in My Hand.

Jesse Shira here on the Moturn Media Mixtape.

The only show that makes Matt Farley giggle with girlish glee upon listening.

Don't you believe me? Well, I wasn't joking.

Whereas for us, I think it's...

I sound like Matt Farley when I say this, it's about getting on the board.

I hate saying that, but like, it's just, it just gets like you did on opening day, just trying to get a, you know, if it's a point, it's a point if we can come and win even better, but it's going to be a very difficult test.

The longer the fixtures go on without you picking up that elusive point, the more difficult it'll get because obviously it starts to affect the confidence of the players then, doesn't it? And they'll start to question themselves and the tactics and so on and so forth.

The guy's just a Pittsburgh diehard, I guess.

This is Matt Farley.

He has a Wikipedia page that I've skimmed just long enough to discern that he very clearly wrote it himself, and it lists his personal phone number.

Absolutely incredible.

And whilst it is incredibly exciting, like we're going to new grounds and we will come on to this, like when we turned the corner and we saw the riverside yesterday, like it was a It's going to sound weird, but it did feel like a bit of a moment within itself, right? When you saw that we were playing a competitive game.

I sound like Matt Farley from the Stevenage podcast, which has really pissed me off.

But when you saw where we were playing, you thought, wow, genuinely this is a step up.

We're not going to...

And then it's like one of the worst things we've ever seen.

Like the one that we subjected Matt Farley to, the Amityville Clown House.

I'm like, Matt Farley is like one of the sweetest people I think I've ever had the pleasure of speaking to.

Do

you know that on principle, he doesn't swear and just never swears? Like Jerry Seinfeld.