Jul 19, 2026 · 46 min · 11 segments
Vote Art Cop! It's election season, and I'm throwing my hat in the ring! Join me on the campaign trail as I try to convince 300,000ish people I have their best interests at heart.
Art CopHostMayor KatzenbucketGuestspeaker_7speaker_8ArtCup.
Hey, you.
Don't touch the
art.
This is a collect call from Bramble Side Women's Correctional Institute.
Inmate number 561 is attempting to contact you.
Press 1 to connect.
Aren't we all searching for a sense of connection in this cold, cruel world? And now, this nice lady calls me up, unsolicited, and says if I push 1, I can instantly be connected to a fellow inmate in this prison called life.
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you, Underling? I'm at Brambleside Women's Correctional Institute.
When you're in my tax bracket, the warden rolls out the red carpet and walks you out himself.
How do I explain this to a lesser mind? No doubt you have every piece of artwork in the museum's collection memorized.
Are you familiar with accession number 1912.373 in Gallery 246? Gallery 246 is Ancient Egyptian Art, 1912.373.
ArtCup.
Hey, you.
Don't touch the
art.
This is a collect call from Bramble Side Women's Correctional Institute.
Inmate number 561 is attempting to contact you.
Press 1 to connect.
Aren't we all searching for a sense of connection in this cold, cruel world? And now, this nice lady calls me up, unsolicited, and says if I push 1, I can instantly be connected to a fellow inmate in this prison called life.
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you, Underling? I'm at Brambleside Women's Correctional Institute.
When you're in my tax bracket, the warden rolls out the red carpet and walks you out himself.
How do I explain this to a lesser mind? No doubt you have every piece of artwork in the museum's collection memorized.
Are you familiar with accession number 1912.373 in Gallery 246? Gallery 246 is Ancient Egyptian Art, 1912.373.
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