Did you know 37 unlucky souls were crushed by falling vending machines between 1978 and 1995? Were you crushed by a falling vending machine during that time period? No, because Mayor Katzenbucket would never allow your hopes and dreams to be crushed.

I'm Mayor Katzenbucket, and I know what you're thinking.

Mayor, your voice sounds different.

It's true.

We've all heard the talk of the town.

Oh, that Katzenbucket's just a carpetbagger from Corpus Christi.

Inauthentic, they say.

Mayor.