Brad Pitt's Back on the Sauce

Um, Perez Hilton went kooky bananas.

Perez Hilton went kooky banana pansies, but still lucid enough to, uh, say, "Wow, I can't believe TikTok is leaving this up." If you've been living under a rock or if you've been in a coma, welcome.

Welcome back.

Mitch McConnell is still nowhere to be found.

Imagine being in a coma since June, June 20th, and now it's almost August 20th and coming out of the coma and be like, "So, about Mitch?" And it's like, we still don't know.

We still don't know where Mitch McConnell is.

I mean, I do.

Can I tell you, I've been performing, um, for, since June.

And really all of last month, all of July, I've been...

And, and up to recently I've been asking audiences, since the beginning of July I've been asking audiences, "Who here thinks Mitch McConnell's still alive?" Not one person since July, the beginning of July to now, has said they think he's alive.

And, and there's people out there in, in the audience that are Republican.

Mostly Democrats, but there are Republicans out there in my crowds.

No one thinks he's alive.

I'm polling the, I'm polling the country.

Lawrence, Kansas I asked.

Uh, Atlanta, Georgia I asked.

I've asked Louisville.

I'm gonna ask 'em tonight.

I'll ask Lexington tomorrow.

I- no one thinks this man is alive.

No one is fooled.

Not one person.

Or if they think that, they're not, they're, they know it's embarrassing to say yes, so they don't say anything.

Anyways.

Um, Perez Hilton got on TikTok Live last week.