The Colonic Irrigation Incident

Basically I was getting some stuff out of a car to come in and out of this building-

Basically I'm gay

... and this is a building with a receptionist.

That's a crazy concept, Phil.

Well explained.

I always say hi when I walk into a building and there's a receptionist there, [clapping] 'cause I'm a polite person.

Someone needs to.

The thing is, if you're coming in and out of a building seven times, do you say hi each time?

No.

Let me step in here.

Right.

When you s- walk past a receptionist you go, "Hi, how you doing?" the first time.

The second time you walk past them you smile and nod.

You go like this.

If you do it a third, fourth time, 'cause you're carrying stuff in and out-

Yeah

... you then stop.

Oh.

You don't need to.

But that seems rude.

You've established the hello t- No.

No?

No. It's not rude.

It's, in fact, much weirder to keep saying, "Hi, how you doing?"

'Cause I did different variations of hi each time.