The BEST & FUNNIEST Stand Up Comedy From Stand Up For The Week

A Greek gypsy couple have been accused of kidnapping a white baby.

You hear about this? It's pure racism.

I can see the resemblance with the family.

You seen a picture of them? They look exactly like their parent.

Look at this.

I can't see your problem here.

I think you took just do it way too seriously.

Of course it's their baby, they've got the receipt and everything.

Channel 4 are planning a new series, My Big Fat Gypsy Abduction.

A family of black people with one suspiciously white member.

The last family to do that will call the Jacksons.

See, when a gypsy family buy a white baby, there's an outcry.

But when Madonna gets a black baby, she gets to keep the bastard.

What you're essentially seeing here is the gypsy Angelina Jolie.

It's confusing though, because it's the thing, a lot of kids don't look like their parents.

I look nothing like my parents.

It's good news for young people in Pakistan this week, because now they've got their own versions of famous comic books.

It's the first ever Pakistani comic book.

And let's have a look at some of the other possibilities that they could do out there.

I've been thinking about this.

This is another version of Batman and Robin.

That's Black Man and Robin.

And I've got this one.

That's Bob the Burka.

This is another one.