Luke Skywalker

I think the idea of a pilgrimage is so exciting to me.

It's Luke Skywalker going to the Death Star and back.

So it's Harry Potter going on the train to Hogwarts for the first time.

And then there's Ryan Holiday, who's a good friend of ours.

Because I don't remember when I learned it.

For me, I've just always known that Darth Vader was Luke's father.

And Leia, by the way.

What? Yeah, they're twins.

I mean, not for Alex.

She accidentally created her own Star Wars reference after talking about Star Wars and didn't realize it.

Because clearly she hasn't seen Empire if she doesn't know about Luke and Darth Vader.

800-580-2300 Empire.

Eamon had managed to catch on to the edge of the ledge.

Much like Luke in Empire.

Yeah.

And he is grabbing on that barbecued Minoc wing is really aerodynamic, though.

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And until next time, as Luke Skywalker once said, while no one was really listening to him, I care.

That's it for Databank Brawl.

But they've grown on me over time, even though they're so retarded.

Is Adam Driver supposed to be Luke's son?

No, he's Han and Leia's son.

Oh, okay.

They got them tucked off.

Tucked off on Tatooine.

And poor Leia, or excuse me, poor Luke has to grow up a damn slave while Leia grows up a princess.

safer that way

end of the night, we'll find out which survives longer,

American democracy or our fucking livers honestly neither one is looking great Tuesday night it's dangerous election night live on the dangerous ones well hey listen somebody call Mark Hamill because this dim-witted Trump supporter thinks Luke Skywalker would vote red

Who do you want to win,

Republicans or Democrats in the midterm? Honestly, for the sake of this country, Republicans have to win this because you look at what these Democratic socialists are trying to do, what they're trying to impose on us.

It's not the American way.

So you think that Luke Skywalker would be like a Republican?

Yeah, because he, you know, I think of the Democrats as the empire, trying to take over, trying to make themselves dictators, control everything, take everything from them.

But don't Republicans have the House, the Senate, and all the courts in the White House? Well, we do for now.

Does bourbon count as whiskey, or does bourbon have the same healing

properties as whiskey? Yes, bourbon and whiskey are like Luke and Leia.

They're twins, and they're kind of a little different.

Both have different components of the force within them, but they're similar.

We good? Yeah, they're ready.

Yeah, they're ready.

I had to throw a Luke and Leia reference in there to kill time.

Dude, it was

There's probably, there's always going to be some people who once they achieve immortality, they're still going to be evil, but.

But like Luke and Anakin would have been able to grow new hands.

Vader would have been a full Vader instead of a half Vader.

Yeah.

R2-D2.

You could be Luke.

You could be Leia.

You could be Harrison Ford.