DumTeeDum - A show about BBC Radio's 'The Archers'
Jul 5, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min · 11 segments
This week’s podcast is presented by Jacquieline and Stephen. We hear from: - Witherspoon, who thinks that there is a gay angle missing from the Brian/Adam/Ian/Ruairi situation; - Kathleen, who…
Steven BowdenHostVickiTheoSuey[classical music] Well, hello, lovely Dumpty Dumers.
It's Suey, Queen of T'Art here, and time for another week in Ambridge.
He decided that spreading manure over Broadacre is necessary for the fertility of the land, even though it's very close to Spiritual Home.
Kate, not unreasonably, gave him both barrels over lost business.
She told him Ian and Xander hid under a table in Felpersham rather than risk talking to him.
He stopped Ed from showing his Texels at the Borchester Shire County Show next Thursday, and he isn't gonna pay him a manager's salary.
Ed was not best pleased with any of this, and the suggestion that showing the Texels could be done by one of the Grundy mafia.
Martin Gibson offered Ed a way out and an opportunity for payback by spying on Brian after Neil let slip that Adam had left the farm.
There's some tree surgery needs doing.
Henry is a proper stroppy teenager.
Kirsty and Helen ended up wallpapering Jack's room after he refused to help.
I could have a meltdown at this point about Natasha and the cosmetics, which is clearly another way of spending the Anguses' money.
But I refuse to get pulled down as the level of regulation she will have to fulfill in order to create and sell cosmetics.
I'm stepping away from this right now because I don't want to put my blood pressure up.
Martin Gibson turned into the hero of the hour, somewhat surprisingly, by watering the equestrian arenas at the showground 'cause it's been quite hot.
David had a lovely time driving around in a tanker instead of a tractor.
Also at the showground, Bill has taken a platinum sponsorship, which will include Amber being his personal lackey for the show day.
She backed out of doing an interview with her dad, who gave one to George, and then gave George and Amber, as a baby shower gift, a very high-tech cot for the new nipper, which is all singing, all dancing, and somewhat less likely to hurt him than the Grundy killer cot.
Bill and Anne-Marie want a say as grandparents.
George is going to tell them to keep the cot at their house.
Talking of showers, Lottie, who is now doing booty calls with Chris, ugh, is arranging a lesbi-hen night, leading to Susan triumphing.
Susan, on a suggestion as to what to do, which did not involve Madonna in the bath or sentence of the week in the distinguishing feature on the character who inspired your gay awakening with a treasure hunt.
Go, Susan.
[classical music] Well, hello, lovely Dumpty Dumers.
It's Suey, Queen of T'Art here, and time for another week in Ambridge.
He decided that spreading manure over Broadacre is necessary for the fertility of the land, even though it's very close to Spiritual Home.
Kate, not unreasonably, gave him both barrels over lost business.
She told him Ian and Xander hid under a table in Felpersham rather than risk talking to him.
He stopped Ed from showing his Texels at the Borchester Shire County Show next Thursday, and he isn't gonna pay him a manager's salary.
Ed was not best pleased with any of this, and the suggestion that showing the Texels could be done by one of the Grundy mafia.
Martin Gibson offered Ed a way out and an opportunity for payback by spying on Brian after Neil let slip that Adam had left the farm.
There's some tree surgery needs doing.
Henry is a proper stroppy teenager.
Kirsty and Helen ended up wallpapering Jack's room after he refused to help.
I could have a meltdown at this point about Natasha and the cosmetics, which is clearly another way of spending the Anguses' money.
But I refuse to get pulled down as the level of regulation she will have to fulfill in order to create and sell cosmetics.
I'm stepping away from this right now because I don't want to put my blood pressure up.
Martin Gibson turned into the hero of the hour, somewhat surprisingly, by watering the equestrian arenas at the showground 'cause it's been quite hot.
David had a lovely time driving around in a tanker instead of a tractor.
Also at the showground, Bill has taken a platinum sponsorship, which will include Amber being his personal lackey for the show day.
She backed out of doing an interview with her dad, who gave one to George, and then gave George and Amber, as a baby shower gift, a very high-tech cot for the new nipper, which is all singing, all dancing, and somewhat less likely to hurt him than the Grundy killer cot.
Bill and Anne-Marie want a say as grandparents.
George is going to tell them to keep the cot at their house.
Talking of showers, Lottie, who is now doing booty calls with Chris, ugh, is arranging a lesbi-hen night, leading to Susan triumphing.
Susan, on a suggestion as to what to do, which did not involve Madonna in the bath or sentence of the week in the distinguishing feature on the character who inspired your gay awakening with a treasure hunt.
Go, Susan.
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