DumTeeDum - A show about BBC Radio's 'The Archers'
Aug 16, 2026 · 1 hr · 29 segments
This week’s podcast is presented by Stephen and Michelle. We hear from: · Leigh in Cookham, who wasn’t impressed with Brad’s conversation with Keira last Friday; · Jo in Scotland…
Steven BowdenHost
Michelle WrightHostJacquelinePurple PumpkinSue GreenhutartI'm not out sitting in a car, and yeah, it's been a difficult week, hasn't it? I am not convinced that anybody in Ambridge has had a good week this week, except possibly Chelsea, who got to launch the horse box.
In no particular order, Alan was almost stoned to death at the village fete over the entrance fees.
Alan spent time with the charming Carol Toboggan changing a light bulb.
I couldn't find a good answer to how many vicars does it take to change a light bulb, but accountants, apparently you need two.
Carol also got him to sort out her standing orders using online banking, which led to accusations of him breaking the vicar accountant code from Anna.
He also got a very short new haircut using Bert's electric clippers.
Chelsea got donated various bits of hairdressing equipment, and some cutting tools were lent for the fete day by Febreze of Felpersham.
Monty did not have the wackiest tale, and in Harrison's first successful arrest as country file copper, he was locked up when it was revealed he had gotten out of the garden and came back covered in blood, which the B&B guest cleared up and then didn't tell anybody.
It's not gonna get any better since Harrison suggested community reconciliation, and David and Ruth, after scaring Khalil and showing him some distinctly adult material with ripped apart sheep and lambs, they have said no to that.
Linda asked Alistair for a character reference as proof the police have made a mistake with Monty, and he had to decline.
He was too tired to do his share of the household jobs or the groceries, leaving Fallon to be a little housewife.
Although Harrison now has the benefit of the weirdest set of relatives, as Alistair tried to talk him through ways to survive your divorce, mate.
I'm not out sitting in a car, and yeah, it's been a difficult week, hasn't it? I am not convinced that anybody in Ambridge has had a good week this week, except possibly Chelsea, who got to launch the horse box.
In no particular order, Alan was almost stoned to death at the village fete over the entrance fees.
Alan spent time with the charming Carol Toboggan changing a light bulb.
I couldn't find a good answer to how many vicars does it take to change a light bulb, but accountants, apparently you need two.
Carol also got him to sort out her standing orders using online banking, which led to accusations of him breaking the vicar accountant code from Anna.
He also got a very short new haircut using Bert's electric clippers.
Chelsea got donated various bits of hairdressing equipment, and some cutting tools were lent for the fete day by Febreze of Felpersham.
Monty did not have the wackiest tale, and in Harrison's first successful arrest as country file copper, he was locked up when it was revealed he had gotten out of the garden and came back covered in blood, which the B&B guest cleared up and then didn't tell anybody.
It's not gonna get any better since Harrison suggested community reconciliation, and David and Ruth, after scaring Khalil and showing him some distinctly adult material with ripped apart sheep and lambs, they have said no to that.
Linda asked Alistair for a character reference as proof the police have made a mistake with Monty, and he had to decline.
He was too tired to do his share of the household jobs or the groceries, leaving Fallon to be a little housewife.
Although Harrison now has the benefit of the weirdest set of relatives, as Alistair tried to talk him through ways to survive your divorce, mate.
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