Monday Morning Recap Episode 493 - The NFL Is The Upside Down World

Oh, boy, this was a bad weekend, friend.

This was a bad weekend all around.

I don't even know where to begin here.

I just...

Let's start as a Falcons fan, okay? I wouldn't.

I have to.

I have to.

I don't know what's real, what's not anymore out of you guys.

Somebody said they're holding open tryouts for quarterback.

don't know if that's true.

The memes become so much now that I don't know what's real and what's fake.

I can tell you a real stat here that I've never heard of in my entire life in the history of the NFL is this team has not had one play inside the red zone in two games.

Not one.

Not one single play inside the red zone in two games.

I don't think I've ever seen anything like it.

You get a hand off the ball 30, 50 times to be John Robinson and be fine with that.

Now, I won this game because I told you the Falcons are terrible.

I didn't think they were this bad.

I don't know what to do here with this team anymore.

And at this point, I'm going to maybe just tank the rest of the year.

What do you do for the

Falcons? I would call the San Francisco 49ers and try to get Mac Jones.

That's actually a great idea.

Jesus Christ.

I don't know why they didn't do it in the offseason, to be honest, because it's...