the influencer that made a gofundme

Once a year, let's say, the universe catapults an innocent civilian into the stratosphere of, like, TikTok virality for no reason, and usually against their will.

Um, whether it be Hawk Tuah, who was just walking up and down Broadway in Nashville, probably like four margaritas down, says...

Oh my God, I can't even remember what, what the original saying was.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, that I'm proving my point before I've even made it.

Hawk Tuah, Hawk Tuah spit on that thing? Was that it? She said, "Hawk Tuah spit on that thing." [laughs] And you would think as the clip goes insanely viral and, like, it- they're quoting it in like, um, on, like CNN and shit, that that would be the start of a very illustrious career.

Um, that, you know, a- a- after virtually everyone on earth knows who she is, that she would never have to worry about a penny again.

And that's just not the case.

Because, as I just said, couldn't even fucking remember [laughs] what the original saying was.

Fame is fleeting.

As you drive down the 101 freeway in Hollywood, I was struck by this when I first came to LA, there's this big neon sign that says, "Fame is fleeting," and then, like, "Tequila is forever" or something.

It's like a, [laughs] it's like a ad for, like, Patron or something.

But I always, I found it so interesting how, like, Hollywood is always, um...

I- I'm not kidding, it's at like the top of one of the highest buildings in Hollywood, and that's like what is blasted to the people that are, you know, chasing traditional fame.

But we...

They're- that doesn't really exist for the much more fickle internet fame.

And what I wanna talk about today is someone named Jools Lebron, and if the name doesn't ring a bell, you definitely remember, um, very d- very cute, very demure.

The video where she's in her car and she's going to work and she's like, "Look how I showed up for work." Very...

I can't even remember that one either.

Also a proving point.

Something, something very demure.

Everyone knows very demure, very demure.

Like, y- I remember walking down my street in New York and, like, every single cafe had a little chalkboard outside that said like, "Getting our matcha, mm, is very demure." [laughs] Very mindful, that's the other part.

Very demure, very mindful.

Like, it was a fun saying.