Haliey Welch

People are reposting it, and pretty quickly it gets memed, like, millions of times.

And people start calling Haley the Hawk Tuah girl.

And from here, Haley actually does the smartest thing she could do in this situation.

She's like, "I'm about to capitalize on this." And before you know it, her social media starts getting a bunch of traction, and she gets tons of followers and tons of fans.

And it seems like she's making the most of her viral moment, and she's very likable, and a lot of people love her.

[drum beat] Until, pretty quickly, she gets involved in a different type of venture, and this is what gets her in trouble.

Now, at some point during all this, she partners with some crypto bros, and she and the crypto bros, they're gonna launch her very own meme coin called Hawk.

[ding] So leading up to the launch, she allegedly gives some free Hawk tokens to some fans, and she rallies them to get in on this exciting opportunity, and everyone's gonna be so rich.

Hey, your autograph looks great.

Hailey Welch.

Yeah.

Quite a melange indeed.

Mm-hmm.

Hawk Tuah Girl and-

Ella

... are they one?

[country music]

Hit it, Clo.

Hawk Tuah girl-

Hawk Tuah girl.

... because Joe gets big, big, big numbers.

But then the Hawk Tuah Girl is like the number five most popular podcast in all the land.

[laughs]

How is the Hawk Tuah Girl more popular than the commercial break? I mean, it's probably easy to understand, it's more entertaining, but I'm telling you right now, that is a crazy feat to be the number five podcast in all the land.

Yes.

That means you're getting millions and millions of people listening every single episode you put out there.

Here's what he said.

Okay, so I just found out who Ella Langley is, and I just would like to point out that nobody has ever seen her and Hawk Tuah Girl-

[laughs]

... at the same place at the same time.

It was a, it was a pump and dump as they call it.

So these stocks and these crypto coins skyrocketed, and then people were able to sell out of them before the crash happened, and the crash happened essentially the same day, okay? A- and we've seen this before with other people who get popular on social media really quick, like the Hawk Tuah girl, the Hayley...

Her name's Hayley Welch.

If you guys didn't know why you don't see the Hawk Tuah girl on anything anymore after being with Logan Paul and Jake Paul and having her own podcast, and then immediately she vanished, it's because she was in one of these pump and dump crypto coin schemes.

The Hawk Tuah coin or whatever she called it lost 95% of its value 20 minutes to an hour after going live.

That means if you put $100 in this investment, it was immediately worth only five bucks, and now it's worth nothing.

... because Joe gets big, big, big numbers.

But then the Hawk Tuah Girl is, like, the number five most popular podcast in all the land.

[laughs]

How is the Hawk Tuah Girl more popular than the commercial break? I mean, it's probably easy to understand, it's more entertaining.

But I'm telling you right now, that is a crazy feat to be the number five podcast in all the land.

Yes.

Yeah, they just got lucky

Like Hawk Tuah Girl wouldn't have happened in, like, the '70s, right?

No, no, they were murder-

They're gonna send...

[laughs] Yeah.

That'd be great.

Yeah, you just get a mailer for the Hawk Tuah Girl.

"Spit on your boyfriend's dick when you blow him.