Episode 79 "In the Calles"

Man, I, I think it's, um, you know, y- y- a lo- a lot of people have heard the myth or the joke or the, the saying, the mile high club.

You know, for those who do not know, um, the mile high club is when you and, and, and, and someone else, um, s- find somewhere, normally in the bathroom, on a plane to, um, to fornicate, you know.

And, um, sometimes procreate, you know.

So it's in those situations, like again, it, it's well-known.

I have absolutely no idea how on earth you would try to do that.

Have you ever been in a airplane bathroom? Bro, you can barely, y- you know, s- get...

You can barely use the restroom in that goddamn thing, much less like doing the hibbidy-dibbidy, you know? But this is just a whole 'nother level.

I mean, this, I mean, this is a level of like, bro, you couldn't wait till you get home? I mean, and this is just a level of, "I don't give a shit" like I've never seen before.

For those who are not tracking, an American Airlines passenger identified as Cathy Enzer, who's 46 from Maryland, is under FBI review after she allegedly removed her pants and masturbated during a flight.

The incident occurred September 11th aboard American Airlines Flight 1779, traveling from Baltimore to Miami.

According to the Miami-Dade Police Department incident report first published, a fellow passenger reported that Enzer removed her pants about 20 minutes after takeoff and began actively masturbating while making loud, inappropriate sounds.

[laughs] Goddamn.

A witness stated she was laying back across a row of seats near the first class where her feet pressed against the window.

Goddamn.

[laughs] Oh, my God.

The flight attendant approached Enzer and ordered her to stop and put her clothes back on.

Enzer complied and s- fell asleep with- for the remainder of the flight.

[laughs] I'm sorry.

I'm trying not to laugh.

Upon landing at Miami International Airport, Enzer was met by law enforcement.

Responding deputies noted that she had apparently highly intoxicated, exhibited bloodshot eyes, and smelling strong of alcohol.

Enzer told authorities that her flight had been delayed for two hours in Baltimore, during which she consumed several drinks.

She claimed that she had no memory of the flight because she was asleep.

Bruh.

Bruh.