The Creature Notices Him
Then the creature notices its helpless witness.
Creepy OzHost
I remember the whole incident pretty fucking vividly for something that happened, I don't know, two or three years ago.

I'm not gonna tell you where this happened either, but I'll describe the location as vaguely as I can without making it pointless.

It gets really hot in summer, really cold in the winter, and ever since 1924, we've had 10-minute earthquakes every 10 years.

And for your sake, and everyone's, do not say anything about where Shakesville actually is.

I was born the day after one of these earthquakes, and we've never left since, aside from the odd vacation, of course.

I have a job working a 9:00 to 5:00 at the local grocery store, pay my bills, and just generally make a decent living.

We would always talk about it after school because we all had this weird feeling that it wasn't something natural.

After all, they always happened on the same date, at the same time of day, and lasted for the same amount of time.

Some kid named Jimmy, he was the weird one, always said that it was because there was something beneath the earth, a species of mole people that burrowed through the earth every 10 years or something like that.

I remember the whole incident pretty fucking vividly for something that happened, I don't know, two or three years ago.

I'm not gonna tell you where this happened either, but I'll describe the location as vaguely as I can without making it pointless.

It gets really hot in summer, really cold in the winter, and ever since 1924, we've had 10-minute earthquakes every 10 years.

And for your sake, and everyone's, do not say anything about where Shakesville actually is.

I was born the day after one of these earthquakes, and we've never left since, aside from the odd vacation, of course.

I have a job working a 9:00 to 5:00 at the local grocery store, pay my bills, and just generally make a decent living.

We would always talk about it after school because we all had this weird feeling that it wasn't something natural.

After all, they always happened on the same date, at the same time of day, and lasted for the same amount of time.

Some kid named Jimmy, he was the weird one, always said that it was because there was something beneath the earth, a species of mole people that burrowed through the earth every 10 years or something like that.
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The Creature Notices Him
Then the creature notices its helpless witness.
Something Rises Underground
The familiar earthquake suddenly becomes something alive.
The Impossible Roar
Its roar defies both sound and reason.
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