The All-Bible Football Draft

So I'm a little worried.

I kind of wanted to turn.

Man, this is tough.

Because I feel like I'm fine at QB.

I don't think anyone's taking my QB.

Wow.

Okay.

That's bold.

I do think that someone will take my wide receiver one.

So I'm going to go.

Or my running back.

All right, you got to go for the obvious.

I'm going to go for the first overall pick.

I'm taking Sampson at running back.

I'm obviously pre-blind, pre-haircut Samson.

So prime Samson.

It's like prime Deion Sanders.

And not Deion Sanders, the other guy, Barry Sanders.

That's the one.

I'm taking him because it's the obvious.

Super strong.

Good luck, you know, trying to stop him in the A or B gap.

He's going to run right through you.

It's going to be a Jim Brown-esque season every season with Samson playing As my running back

that now that I think about it, you being a Browns fan and Samson being the closest thing to Jim Brown, you could possibly get.