92. Mermaid In A Manhole (ft. Alex Forrest)
Oct 12, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min · 13 segments
Adam and Eve are still alive.
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Oct 12, 2026 · 1 hr 4 min · 13 segments
Adam and Eve are still alive.
Alex ForrestGuestDerekHostTarzan is a story of ape tolerance because apes who are notorious for having hair and full body hair, they actually embraced a man who had no hair, peeling, wrinkled, burned skin, and...
Two pinholes.
And hated bananas.
Two black pinholes where his eyes should be.
Two black pinholes where his nostrils should be.
And one black pinhole where his mouth is.
And the apes actually recognized him as a primate, despite all the burns.
They accept... disgusting freak like that into their own i think humans could learn a thing or two from them if you want my opinion
yeah humans are so intolerant of human difference it's
disgusting
and maybe it should be more so
and monkeys are more tolerant of human difference yeah
they accept them
in their
midst to monkeys all humans are the same yeah and they
love us yeah if monkeys could talk for like a second if a magic thing happened all monkeys would be like i love humans i love humans that would be the one thing
that would yeah every time a monkey leaps or or smiles or does something silly it's doing that in celebration of humanity
yay every time a chimpanzee is pulling the limbs off of its human master it's doing it as an act of love because it wants it wants those limbs
well monkeys think it feels good when that happens because they're and they're dumb animals they don't understand yeah
they don't understand the difference they love humans but they just don't understand the difference between pain and pleasure
That's the main problem with anyone, really.
I think everyone's well-intentioned, right? Everyone wants to do good, but some people just think that some things feel good, but really
Tarzan is a story of ape tolerance because apes who are notorious for having hair and full body hair, they actually embraced a man who had no hair, peeling, wrinkled, burned skin, and...
Two pinholes.
And hated bananas.
Two black pinholes where his eyes should be.
Two black pinholes where his nostrils should be.
And one black pinhole where his mouth is.
And the apes actually recognized him as a primate, despite all the burns.
They accept... disgusting freak like that into their own i think humans could learn a thing or two from them if you want my opinion
yeah humans are so intolerant of human difference it's
disgusting
and maybe it should be more so
and monkeys are more tolerant of human difference yeah
they accept them
in their
midst to monkeys all humans are the same yeah and they
love us yeah if monkeys could talk for like a second if a magic thing happened all monkeys would be like i love humans i love humans that would be the one thing
that would yeah every time a monkey leaps or or smiles or does something silly it's doing that in celebration of humanity
yay every time a chimpanzee is pulling the limbs off of its human master it's doing it as an act of love because it wants it wants those limbs
well monkeys think it feels good when that happens because they're and they're dumb animals they don't understand yeah
they don't understand the difference they love humans but they just don't understand the difference between pain and pleasure
That's the main problem with anyone, really.
I think everyone's well-intentioned, right? Everyone wants to do good, but some people just think that some things feel good, but really
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