ep 392 - the world's first breakfast pillow

You hate to see the mask slip on.

Um, I'd love to see it slip off.

Hmm.

Well, the mask, uh.

Mm.

Uh.

Uh.

Ooh.

So we got-

I found the-

That's the sound of Demi's phone falling past her leg

I just thought about how good it would be if there's...

Like, I think the porno version of the mask would be that you find this, uh, very ornate wooden condom on the beach-

Hmm

... and put that on.

[laughs] And your dick goes, "Ah, ooga."

That's good.

[trilling]

That's really funny to take the famously horny character, The Mask-

Yeah

... and then think-

Make him-

... what if he wanted, what if he was horny? [laughs]

What if he was horny as well?

Horny The Mask.