Jul 10, 2026 · 56 min · 14 segments
CONTENT WARNING - discussion of self harm. Sorry my bad! But also I think it's pretty light hearted so if you're reading this being like ah it's a bummer dw it's actually funny how it comes up. You…
Tom WalkerHost
Demi LardnerHost
Boring! Why don't we talk about what I want to talk about, which is what kind of monkey you feel like you could actually, and I'm not joking, become friends with.

I feel like I don't have any chance with a silverback, but I do feel like I could befriend a lower ranking ape.

I'm imagining you walk up to a gorilla that you think could be your friend and you simply can't help but shake its floppy tit.

Boring! Why don't we talk about what I want to talk about, which is what kind of monkey you feel like you could actually, and I'm not joking, become friends with.

I feel like I don't have any chance with a silverback, but I do feel like I could befriend a lower ranking ape.

I'm imagining you walk up to a gorilla that you think could be your friend and you simply can't help but shake its floppy tit.
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