Jun 26, 2026 · 36 min · 12 segments
This week Ian makes us proud by vocalizing his distaste for a certain jeans-wearing cabinet member TO HIS FACE! You deserve happiness and peace. They DO NOT. We love you!
Ian, but I have to say tonight we do legitimately have a reason to celebrate you because on Tuesday, two days ago, I told my coworkers, uh, well, we, it came up in conversation again about
this story that we're about to tell.
Yeah.
And we teased it last week on the show.
Yes, we did.
We did.
And I can't wait for you to share it with everybody.
So the floor is yours, my friend.
Okay.
Well, so last week, I've been traveling a lot for work.
And last week, I was coming home.
And I got put to one of the gates where you can actually walk all the way.
You don't have to take the train.
You can walk all the way back to the main terminal.
And I was at full airport pace.
I mean, like head down.
Business time.
Business full stride, go, go, go through the airport.
And when you come out into the main terminal, it kind of gives you through that little like the little like clear cattle shoot thing.
Yeah.
Right.
To get back out of the security area.
And then it dumps you in because they built this new security screening area.
Ian, but I have to say tonight we do legitimately have a reason to celebrate you because on Tuesday, two days ago, I told my coworkers, uh, well, we, it came up in conversation again about
this story that we're about to tell.
Yeah.
And we teased it last week on the show.
Yes, we did.
We did.
And I can't wait for you to share it with everybody.
So the floor is yours, my friend.
Okay.
Well, so last week, I've been traveling a lot for work.
And last week, I was coming home.
And I got put to one of the gates where you can actually walk all the way.
You don't have to take the train.
You can walk all the way back to the main terminal.
And I was at full airport pace.
I mean, like head down.
Business time.
Business full stride, go, go, go through the airport.
And when you come out into the main terminal, it kind of gives you through that little like the little like clear cattle shoot thing.
Yeah.
Right.
To get back out of the security area.
And then it dumps you in because they built this new security screening area.
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