122: We Watched Pearl Harbor So You Don’t Have To (Part 1)

In this two-part series, we analyze Michael Bay’s 2001 box office smash, *Pearl Harbor.* Normie C points out historical inaccuracies. Kristin points out cringey dialogue. Above all, we ask ourselves the \*important* questions. Questions like: Is *Pearl Harbor* just *Titanic* for boys? And, if this film had a $140 million budget, why does Jon Voight’s butt-chin prosthetic look so much like Silly Puddy? Finally, isn’t it cute that we made fun of this movie for being too long, but we couldn’t fit our own analysis into one episode??  *Remember, kids, history hoes always cite their sources! For this episode, we pulled from:* Baldwin, Tess E. “The Park Avenue Tunnel Wreck of 1902.” Discovering NYC, January 9, 2025. https://discovering.nyc/the-park-avenue-tunnel-wreck-of-1902/. Bay, Michael, dir. *Pearl Harbor*. Touchstone Pictures, 2001. Cutrer, Thomas W., and T. Michael Parrish. *Doris Miller, Pearl Harbor, and the Birth of the Civil Rights Movement*. Texas A&M University Press, 2018. Default. “Huff-Daland Duster 1925-ca.1948.” Accessed September 21, 2026. https://deltamuseum.org/research/history/aircraft/crop-dusters/crop-dusters/huff-daland-duster-1925-ca.1948. Imperial War Museums. *The Reason Japan Attacked Pearl Harbor*. 2021. 13:52. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so4v\_2zq35k. Kan, Kenneth C. *First in the Air: The Eagle Squadrons of World War II*. Air Force History and Museums Program, 2007. Are you enjoying An Old Timey Podcast? Then please leave us a 5-star rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts! Are you \*really* enjoying An Old Timey Podcast? Well, calm down, history ho! You can get more of us on Patreon at patreon.com/oldtimeypodcast. At the $5 level, you’ll get a monthly bonus episode (with video!), access to our 90’s style chat room, plus the entire back catalog of bonus episodes from Kristin’s previous podcast, Let’s Go To Court.