Alas! The Improvised Works of William Shakespeare
Sep 24, 2026 · 42 min · 8 segments
In the town of Kent, or maybe of Square, much distress fills the air since the coffers went bare! With two Yoricks, a Jester, and a child most round. But right on your bottom can the solution be…
Ross NealPanelistEdgar, Squareland's AdvisorPanelist
Drew RobinsonPanelist
PJ NallyPanelist
Maria NallyPanelistThe Innocent ShoemakerPanelist

For laughing so much, other people he'd make, no laughs himself he ever did take.

Would he ever laugh again? Would he ever tell a joke? Would he ever make eggs with other things other than yolk? Yolk on his face, he felt through the square.
For this was a town in sore need of laughs.
The tourists would come and then it would lapse.
The off-season made no money, you see.
The poor people were sad from September to January.

The lord of Squareland did look upon Kent as a place to discover where the money may went.


For laughing so much, other people he'd make, no laughs himself he ever did take.

Would he ever laugh again? Would he ever tell a joke? Would he ever make eggs with other things other than yolk? Yolk on his face, he felt through the square.
For this was a town in sore need of laughs.
The tourists would come and then it would lapse.
The off-season made no money, you see.
The poor people were sad from September to January.

The lord of Squareland did look upon Kent as a place to discover where the money may went.
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