#13 The Hair of the Head and Dog

Confrontation, avoid, AVOID! Lest you leave your waiter annoyed. Oooh, excuse, me pardon me, do you think it's possible you misheard? A steak covered in hair can't be what I ordered. Thou art right, I shall just eat it any way. This episode featured Maria Nally, Ross Neal, Joanna Borns, PJ Nally, and special guest Jason Specland! Be so kind as to givest us a follow? @alasimprov on Instagram, Tiktok, and Youtube. Wouldst thou desire to book us? Hast thou a question for our esteemed players? Compose a missive post-haste to [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com](mailto:alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com) *Alas! the Improvised Works of William Shakespeare* is a Hell Yeah production. *Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required).* Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). *'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain Mark 1.0* *'Achaidh Cheide' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com — CC BY 4.0* *'Orchestral Miniatures #18 Religious Medieval' by Joseph R. Lilore (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY 4.0* *'LaFaena – Is a Beautiful Day in the Medieval City' by LaFaena (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY 4.0* *'Bach – Book I: Prelude and Fugue No. 8 in E Flat Minor, BWV 853, Prelude' by Carlos Gardels — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain* *'Becerra-Schmidt – Cuarto Cuarteto Para Cuerdas: I. Allegro' by Philadelphia String Quartet (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY-SA 2.0* *'Beethoven – Sonata No. 32 in C Minor, Op. 111 – I. Maestoso – Allegro con brio ed appassionato' by Daniel Veesey — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain* *'Mussorgsky – Pictures at an Exhibition: Cum mortuis in lingua mortua, Andante non troppo con lamento' by Skidmore College Orchestra — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain* *'I Love Myself More Than Anyone Else' by HoliznaCC0 — freemusicarchive.org — CC0* *'J.S. Bach – Cello Suite #1 in G (on Dulcimer) – Prelude' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY 4.0* *'Schmetterling' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — CC BY 4.0* *'P.I. Tchaikovsky – Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com — CC BY 4.0* *'bubbles small in soda' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org — CC0* *'door wood old open hall echo' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org — CC0* *'Woosh' by florianreichelt (modified) — freesound.org — CC0* © 2026 Hell Yeah LLC. Some rights reserved. This episode is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. For commercial licensing inquiries, contact [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com](mailto:alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com).