Pope diagnosed with lung cancer,Selma Blair goes feral on flight,Kim Guilfoyle resigns as ambassador

[sighs] Uh, yesterday was Columbus Day, and at the same time it was Indigenous Peoples' Day for the people that have a hard time, uh, thinking about Christopher Columbus and the colonization and this and that, whatever.

And so they have to, uh, throw out I- Indigenous Peoples' Day, so whatever.

A lot of people didn't work yesterday.

Stock markets were open, but the bond markets were closed.

I don't know, certain things were closed and open.

Uh, yeah, so I don't know.

They always gotta make up a, a stupid name.

It was for the-- They always gotta taint like a, a regular holiday with some bullshit.

I don't know.

Indigenous Peoples' Day, whatever.

Uh, what else do we got going on? We got some storms going down.

There's a storm off of the Pacific coast.

It's down by Mexico, another storm coming up.

Uh, I think it's like a category one or two, not very strong.

And there's a storm w- heading up the e-- Was there still one on the East Coast? I think that one's gone.

There's one down in the Gulf of Me- Gulf of America, uh, heading inland Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, up that way.

And I don't think it's super strong, but they're, uh, they got that coming.

Yeah, but it's, it's hurricane season.

Normally, there's no hurricanes in the Pacific, but since the water is warm and we're getting this El Niño...

Basically, I learned how this El-- whole El Niño thing works.

If you look at S- I believe it's South America, there's the trade winds, which I didn't really know much about.

It's a huge air w-wave that runs from east to west from...

Where was that? From South America to Australia.

And as it runs over the ocean in a backwards pattern, usually weather runs from west to east, this runs east to west, it cools the water as it goes over the ocean and falls as rain in Australia, normal rain in Australia.

And since there is no breeze this year, or the breeze has died down, that's what causes a El Niño, the water doesn't cool down, the water heats up, and, uh, they get a drought in Australia.

[sighs] Uh, yesterday was Columbus Day, and at the same time it was Indigenous Peoples' Day for the people that have a hard time, uh, thinking about Christopher Columbus and the colonization and this and that, whatever.

And so they have to, uh, throw out I- Indigenous Peoples' Day, so whatever.

A lot of people didn't work yesterday.

Stock markets were open, but the bond markets were closed.

I don't know, certain things were closed and open.

Uh, yeah, so I don't know.

They always gotta make up a, a stupid name.

It was for the-- They always gotta taint like a, a regular holiday with some bullshit.

I don't know.

Indigenous Peoples' Day, whatever.

Uh, what else do we got going on? We got some storms going down.

There's a storm off of the Pacific coast.

It's down by Mexico, another storm coming up.

Uh, I think it's like a category one or two, not very strong.

And there's a storm w- heading up the e-- Was there still one on the East Coast? I think that one's gone.

There's one down in the Gulf of Me- Gulf of America, uh, heading inland Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, up that way.

And I don't think it's super strong, but they're, uh, they got that coming.

Yeah, but it's, it's hurricane season.

Normally, there's no hurricanes in the Pacific, but since the water is warm and we're getting this El Niño...

Basically, I learned how this El-- whole El Niño thing works.

If you look at S- I believe it's South America, there's the trade winds, which I didn't really know much about.

It's a huge air w-wave that runs from east to west from...

Where was that? From South America to Australia.

And as it runs over the ocean in a backwards pattern, usually weather runs from west to east, this runs east to west, it cools the water as it goes over the ocean and falls as rain in Australia, normal rain in Australia.

And since there is no breeze this year, or the breeze has died down, that's what causes a El Niño, the water doesn't cool down, the water heats up, and, uh, they get a drought in Australia.