Stretch Snodgrass
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PODCASTS
Oct 9, 2026
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Wasn't that the phone bill Mr. Conklin gave Miss Brooks to pay in a hurry?
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[laughing]
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
You see, I don't want anybody to go around incinerating that I'm undependable.
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Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
What about Peanuts, Miss Brooks? I'll keep him right here in the supply room.
speaker_15UNKNOWN
[laughs]
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
I didn't wanna admit it in front of old man Conk- uh, Mr. Conklin, but I left the supply room for about 10 minutes, and when I got back, the dog had taken a powder.
speaker_0UNKNOWN
But
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
ever since the first test you give me, I knew that I was going to improve and get the kind of marks in English that I've always stroven for.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Oh, I know I got a lot to learn yet, but since I met you, I feel that you're more than just a teacher, that you understand kids, and that's why I come to you now.
Connie BrooksHOST
Honest, Miss Brooks? May I swallow a border racer? Now, will you attend the ceremonies tonight and then leave with the rest of the team for Martinsville?
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
But if you don't mind, I'd rather not discuss football no more this morning.
15 MINS LATER
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
I was going to use it for the rally tonight, but I just got it all wet when I took a drink.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
When I got to school this morning, his daughter Harriet handed me a memo from him which just said, go to the supply room and take inventory.
Connie BrooksHOST
But Stretch, if you're not too busy at the moment, would you please run down to Mr. Conklin's office and help Walter Denton clean out some old files?
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
But Mr. Conklin told me to go from here to the biology lab and tell Mr. Boynton to wash all the cages.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Then what I said was okay, huh? See, I'm sure glad I didn't forget none of my English like I forgot about my animals in biology.
9 MINS LATER
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
He said, "What's the idea, standing there like a stick?" So I said, "I ain't standing here like no stick." So then he said, "Who's your English teacher, boy?" So right away I said, "Ms.
Connie BrooksHOST
But Stretch, if you're not too busy at the moment, would you please run down to Mr. Conklin's office and help Walter Denton clean out some old files?
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Oh, I'd be glad to help Walter out, Ms. Brooks, but Mr. Conklin told me to go from here to the biology lab and, and tell Mr. Boynton to wash all the cages in preparatory to painting them.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Tell me, where did you learn to kick like that? Oh, it's just natural with me, I guess.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
But if you don't mind, I'd rather not discuss football no more this morning.
12 MINS LATER
Connie BrooksHOST
What plays did Shakespeare write between the two entitled Pericles, Prince of Tyre and Coriolanus?
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Where did everybody go? Would you repeat the question, please? Certainly.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Oh, I know I got a lot to learn yet, but since I met you, I feel that you're more than just a teacher, that you understand kids, and that's why I come to you now.
16 MINS LATER
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Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
What'll I do, Miss Brooks? I just bumped into Harriet accidentally, and she insisted that we sit together.
16 MINS LATER
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Connie BrooksHOST
All right, Stretch, but what's this about the pawn shop? I thought you worked in your father's pet store.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Anyway, he said until I could prove I could earn some money someplace else, I was on prohibition.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
The most cultured, well-bred, best-mannered people in the whole world, boy.
speaker_3UNKNOWN
Rhymes?
19 MINS LATER
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Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Some of the guys in the team are so sore, they're talking about not showing up for practice after school.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
I think I softened him up for a while when I done what I done this morning.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Tell me, where did you learn to kick like that? Oh, it's just natural with me, I guess.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
But if you don't mind, I'd rather not discuss football no more this morning.
14 MINS LATER
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Before I take the catch, Mr. Boynton, I'd like to talk to you about a swap.
Connie BrooksHOST
Please, Stretch, Mr. Conklin isn't interested in what your father puts on his corns.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Gosh, I didn't even want that part of her name to get out, but it just slipped.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Look, Miss Brooks, you wouldn't want me to break a promise, would you? Fervently.
8 MINS LATER
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
I was just walking home when Mr. Boynton drove up alongside the curb in his car and stuck his head out of the window and said, Hi, Stretch, that's the fellow I've been looking for.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
How about hopping in and going for a little ride over to Miss Brooks' place and having a glass of milk or something, if you haven't got anything better to do? I didn't have anything better to do, so I said, Okay, Mr.
Connie BrooksHOST
All right, Stretch, but what's this about the pawn shop? I thought you worked in your father's pet store.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
Anyway, he said until I could prove I could earn some money someplace else, I was on prohibition.
Stretch SnodgrassGUEST
I was going to use it for the rally tonight, but I just got it all wet when I took a drink.
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