A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler

So, um, what's, what's the word, uh, Karl Lagerfeld? Are you excited for, um, you know, the Hall, Halloween, walking around, getting candy? Are you a fan of that? I don't eat much candies, no.

Yeah.

I'm on a specific diet to fit into Dior's size six.

Hmm.

I eat, uh, specific things.

What do you- I'm not like you.

I can tell you eat all the candies.

Oh, right.

(laughs) You just gobble them up.

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

And steals them from the children.

Mm-hmm.

(laughs) I am- (laughs) So retarded.

So stupid.

So I took our kids to the dentist a little while ago, and they're like, "Hey, you can bring back your Halloween candy and exchange it for toys.

We have a program where you can exchange the candy for toys." And I was like, "What kind of fucking satanic, demonic," (laughs) ...

"anti-Christian, anti-American Communist shit is that?" Can you even imagine? Turn your candy in.

Yeah.

Your Halloween candy.

Your hard-earned candy you went door-to-door for.

Yeah, it's once a year, too.

Bro.

It's not like you're doing it every week.

Yeah, relax, I mean, how square of a parent do you have to be- No candy.

... to be like, "Not even, not even on the holiday." No candy for you.