Aug 10, 2026 · 20 min · 8 segments
God is a twink! Priapus \- Creator(s): Mentaiko \- Chapters: Chapters 1-6 plus Gachinko Battle! Full of Meat \- Where to read it: Irodori Sakura, FAKKU, Renta, Coolmic WEBSITE\_URL Zeus has had…
Matthew GlennHost

Of course, it'd be downright hypocritical to deliver his divine wrath by the same violent means he despises the human race for.

He has something more humane in mind, preventing them from reproducing by turning all the men of society gay, and there's no better man for the job than Priapus, the fertility god with the package that'll make anyone a believer.
But like, I need our beloved audience to understand that I say dumb shit with like the most complimentary of tones.
when, when you see like a fat dumb animal and you're just like, "Oh my God, I love him, he's so fat and dumb," it's like, yeah, no, this is dumb shit.

So, so we're introduced to Priapus, um, actually we're introduced to God in heaven like looking at TV and just hating everything that's happening-


Of course, it'd be downright hypocritical to deliver his divine wrath by the same violent means he despises the human race for.

He has something more humane in mind, preventing them from reproducing by turning all the men of society gay, and there's no better man for the job than Priapus, the fertility god with the package that'll make anyone a believer.
But like, I need our beloved audience to understand that I say dumb shit with like the most complimentary of tones.
when, when you see like a fat dumb animal and you're just like, "Oh my God, I love him, he's so fat and dumb," it's like, yeah, no, this is dumb shit.

So, so we're introduced to Priapus, um, actually we're introduced to God in heaven like looking at TV and just hating everything that's happening-
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