Oct 14, 2026 · 31 min · 15 segments
What happens when a woman gets trapped in a tiny sinkhole on her birthday, a blind man drives 150 miles while drunk, and a brain worm infection gets even more horrifying? Welcome to **What the NUTZ!**…
That's some false shit because she can't be tiny to fall in a sinkhole.
Getting swallowed up by the earth does not sound like a fun birthday activity.
Depends on what's swallowing you.
What's your favorite thing to do on your birthday?
Well,
I'm old as fuck now.
So probably just
dinner and a movie.
I would like to go to the waterfalls.
That's on my bucket list.
Is it?
Yeah.
I want to have sex in the waterfalls.
Fuck?
You
asked? What the fuck?
In the waterfalls.
All right, well.
In my birthday suit.
Whatever.
On
That's some false shit because she can't be tiny to fall in a sinkhole.
Getting swallowed up by the earth does not sound like a fun birthday activity.
Depends on what's swallowing you.
What's your favorite thing to do on your birthday?
Well,
I'm old as fuck now.
So probably just
dinner and a movie.
I would like to go to the waterfalls.
That's on my bucket list.
Is it?
Yeah.
I want to have sex in the waterfalls.
Fuck?
You
asked? What the fuck?
In the waterfalls.
All right, well.
In my birthday suit.
Whatever.
On
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