Aug 25, 2026 · 1 hr 22 min · 13 segments
Welcome back WITS listeners! This week, join Elle and Kay as we discuss Scrub Me Daddy by April Showers. WITS Smut Scale: 🐙🐙.5 Overall, Kay gave this one ⭐⭐⭐, while Elle rated it a little higher…
K?
So this week we read Scrub Me, Daddy by April Showers, and the synopsis says, "My entire life is a mess.
My ex cheated, my job sucks, and my apartment smells like old takeout and despair."
True.
"Enter a 3:00 AM infomercial promising the Scrubby Dubby will change my life.
Desperate and half delirious, I order it." I've been guilty of that.
[laughs] Yeah.
"The next day, a sponge arrives, hot pink, dual textured, and paired with a cleaning liquid that smells suspiciously like seduction.
Then things get weird and wet.
One steamy scrub down later, I slip, hit my head, and wake up to a six-foot-something alien Adonis with abs for days and an obsession with cleaning, and with me.
He's strong, sudsy, and ready to polish more than just my floors.
He came to tidy my apartment, and he just might stay to deep clean my soul."
I will be honest, this is a lot.
[laughs] Where does this fall on our smut scale?
I think that this is...
We're, like, in between a two and a three.
Mm-hmm.
...
so we kind of have that piece of it where it's like, is there that consent piece missing?
Mm-hmm.
Um, to be fair, that is what he is made for, so there's that-
That's true
... piece of it.
K?
So this week we read Scrub Me, Daddy by April Showers, and the synopsis says, "My entire life is a mess.
My ex cheated, my job sucks, and my apartment smells like old takeout and despair."
True.
"Enter a 3:00 AM infomercial promising the Scrubby Dubby will change my life.
Desperate and half delirious, I order it." I've been guilty of that.
[laughs] Yeah.
"The next day, a sponge arrives, hot pink, dual textured, and paired with a cleaning liquid that smells suspiciously like seduction.
Then things get weird and wet.
One steamy scrub down later, I slip, hit my head, and wake up to a six-foot-something alien Adonis with abs for days and an obsession with cleaning, and with me.
He's strong, sudsy, and ready to polish more than just my floors.
He came to tidy my apartment, and he just might stay to deep clean my soul."
I will be honest, this is a lot.
[laughs] Where does this fall on our smut scale?
I think that this is...
We're, like, in between a two and a three.
Mm-hmm.
...
so we kind of have that piece of it where it's like, is there that consent piece missing?
Mm-hmm.
Um, to be fair, that is what he is made for, so there's that-
That's true
... piece of it.
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