67. Gage

So this week we read Gage by Imogen Noed.

When Alice's mom calls her the day before her 27th birthday, claiming anything she puts inside herself after midnight will turn into a human, what does Alice do? Shoves a ruler up there, of course.

Now Alice has to learn to live with her new boyfriend Gage, who's hung like a ruler and likes to measure stuff.

Oh.

Where would you put this one on our smut scale?

I mean, it's like a two.

Yeah, I was thinking two also.

It's very sweet.

It's absurdly sweet.

I'll be honest, I fucking loved this one.

I did too.

I was not prepared.

Yeah.

No, I think from like from a smut perspective, I would say it's probably a two.

Most of like the actual erotica happens while they're both human.

There's no I wouldn't say there's like any kink here at all.

It's very sweet and vanilla, but pretty hot for vanilla, I will say.

Yes, I agree.

So we do get some content info, but not necessarily trigger warnings.

It does say the book has explicit description of sexual acts.

While all sex is consensual, some acts may be considered dubious or coerced.

I think that comes from the born yesterday vibes.

Yeah.

So we get a sentient object, magical mishap romance, grumpy sunshine, where the grumpy is the female, sunshine is the male, which is funny.

Himbo cinnamon roll boyfriend.