Villains and Virgins History Podcast
Aug 24, 2026 · 1 hr 35 min · 15 segments
General Belisarius was the most famous commander of his generation. In this episode he sacks Naples and reconquers Rome from the Ostrogoths. A daring sneak attack through an aqueduct, a heroic charge…
He's born in the year 500, and a lot of the events of his life are gonna be happening in the first half of the 500s.
But that wasn't the end of the Roman Empire because the Roman Empire also had an eastern capital, the city of Constantinople, and the Roman emperors in that city continued to wear the purple, to dispense Roman law, and to hold Roman triumphs.
That happened because General Belisarius had been dispatched on a mission to reclaim a lost Roman province in North Africa.
Now, North Africa today seems like a very hot, almost desert-like environment, but during this period in the sixth century, it was much more fertile, much more agriculturally productive.
So Roman territories in North Africa had been part of the breadbasket of the empire for quite some time.
So during the time of Belisarius, the emperors in Constantinople still control Egypt, but they've lost control of what is now Tunisia.
And that's because a Germanic tribe called the Vandals rolled in there, and they've been ruling it for the last 60 years.
So in our last episode, we saw Belisarius go into North Africa and retake it from the Vandals, and his reward was a classic Roman imperial triumph through the streets of Constantinople, which ended with the Vandal King Gelimer being forced to prostrate himself in public before Emperor Justinian.
So why is it at this particular moment that Justinian decides it's a good time to make war? Well, there are a number of factors, as you would expect, that influence this decision.
So Emperor Justinian is negotiating with this Gothic queen, and he's trying to get her to concede returns of some of the land in Italy back to Justinian's control, back to the Roman Empire.
This queen herself is not necessarily supported by all the Goths, and she's doing her own maneuvers to try to keep her position and to minimize the many threats that the Goths are currently facing.
However, all these negotiations were suddenly overturned when the Queen of the Goths was murdered.
But Emperor Justinian recognizes that these internal divisions amongst the Goths that have led to the murder of one queen and the sudden promotion of another man to wear the crown make them vulnerable.
He's born in the year 500, and a lot of the events of his life are gonna be happening in the first half of the 500s.
But that wasn't the end of the Roman Empire because the Roman Empire also had an eastern capital, the city of Constantinople, and the Roman emperors in that city continued to wear the purple, to dispense Roman law, and to hold Roman triumphs.
That happened because General Belisarius had been dispatched on a mission to reclaim a lost Roman province in North Africa.
Now, North Africa today seems like a very hot, almost desert-like environment, but during this period in the sixth century, it was much more fertile, much more agriculturally productive.
So Roman territories in North Africa had been part of the breadbasket of the empire for quite some time.
So during the time of Belisarius, the emperors in Constantinople still control Egypt, but they've lost control of what is now Tunisia.
And that's because a Germanic tribe called the Vandals rolled in there, and they've been ruling it for the last 60 years.
So in our last episode, we saw Belisarius go into North Africa and retake it from the Vandals, and his reward was a classic Roman imperial triumph through the streets of Constantinople, which ended with the Vandal King Gelimer being forced to prostrate himself in public before Emperor Justinian.
So why is it at this particular moment that Justinian decides it's a good time to make war? Well, there are a number of factors, as you would expect, that influence this decision.
So Emperor Justinian is negotiating with this Gothic queen, and he's trying to get her to concede returns of some of the land in Italy back to Justinian's control, back to the Roman Empire.
This queen herself is not necessarily supported by all the Goths, and she's doing her own maneuvers to try to keep her position and to minimize the many threats that the Goths are currently facing.
However, all these negotiations were suddenly overturned when the Queen of the Goths was murdered.
But Emperor Justinian recognizes that these internal divisions amongst the Goths that have led to the murder of one queen and the sudden promotion of another man to wear the crown make them vulnerable.
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