Oct 12, 2026 · 20 min · 12 segments
What happens if you say "monkey" before entering the mountains? Why shouldn't you sing or whistle in the forest? And what on earth is wrong with pointing at a snake? As I prepare for a long road trip…
It was unlucky, and if you uttered it, it might bring injury or an unsuccessful hunt.
Now remember, the word saru sounds like the same word for to leave or to depart, and it's also a euphemism for death.
So waking up and talking about monkeys, as we all do, but especially hunters, is basically inviting departure, an accident, or someone's demise.
Maybe your friend is getting their pack ready, and you see a face-eating monkey on the branch right over their shoulder.
And what do you do? What do you say? Instead of, look, saru, you'd say, look, eteko.
Even monkey trainers or sarumawashi would use eteko because again, saru, being a homophone meaning to leave, might mysteriously encourage money to leave their pocketbooks.
So rule number one, don't talk about monkeys before or while going up into the mountains.
And if you absolutely have to, remember the line, there's an eteko behind you.
It was unlucky, and if you uttered it, it might bring injury or an unsuccessful hunt.
Now remember, the word saru sounds like the same word for to leave or to depart, and it's also a euphemism for death.
So waking up and talking about monkeys, as we all do, but especially hunters, is basically inviting departure, an accident, or someone's demise.
Maybe your friend is getting their pack ready, and you see a face-eating monkey on the branch right over their shoulder.
And what do you do? What do you say? Instead of, look, saru, you'd say, look, eteko.
Even monkey trainers or sarumawashi would use eteko because again, saru, being a homophone meaning to leave, might mysteriously encourage money to leave their pocketbooks.
So rule number one, don't talk about monkeys before or while going up into the mountains.
And if you absolutely have to, remember the line, there's an eteko behind you.
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