Aug 31, 2026 · 51 min · 13 segments
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Carrying a bag of fast food up to your door, which is the fattest way to get the fattest food possible, and then to have the fattest guy deliver it is crazy.

because one he's definitely touching my food or sniffing it at the very least but also I ordered McDonald's one time and a guy my size came to the door

Dude, that's like the ghost of Christmas future visiting you to bring you McDonald's to be like, this is what's to come if you continue not leaving your house.

Well, it's not even like what they did do it, but like, do you know what they were thinking about it? That's even worse.

Carrying a bag of fast food up to your door, which is the fattest way to get the fattest food possible, and then to have the fattest guy deliver it is crazy.

because one he's definitely touching my food or sniffing it at the very least but also I ordered McDonald's one time and a guy my size came to the door

Dude, that's like the ghost of Christmas future visiting you to bring you McDonald's to be like, this is what's to come if you continue not leaving your house.

Well, it's not even like what they did do it, but like, do you know what they were thinking about it? That's even worse.
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