Tomes of the Chaos Bard: A Family Friendly, Fantasy, 5E Dungeons and Dragons Actual Play Podcast
Sep 26, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min · 10 segments
We interrupt our regularly scheduled episodes for Fenrir's Chaos Chronicle Part 2! Dm Zeb and a bunch of "Fenrir's" explore a hidden cave. \*\*Find us at: Instagram…
Okay, and as you guys are walking into this cave, and as you're walking into it, you see this room.
It's like a, probably a, like, 30-foot by, like, 80-foot room, so it's pretty massive.
And as you're walking in, on different points of the walls you see, like, these, what I would say, like, blobs, like, moving very slowly.
What color are the blobs?
They are black, and then one, one or two of them are yellow.
Hmm.
Roll for initiative.
[dramatic sound effect]
Look, I got a six.
Whoop.
I got a one.
So you said 30 feet by 80 feet, so is it, like, 30 feet wide, 80 feet long?
Yes.
Are there, like-
So 30 feet wide and then 80-foot long, so it's like you're in a big, long, it's like a-
Hallway
... well, more like a hallway type thing.
Okay.
Okay.
More long than it is wide.
Um, are there, like, I don't know-
Boulders?
... things on the ground that maybe a rogue could hide behind?
So as you walk in, there are, off to the side, there are rocks that you could hide behind.
There are, as you look up off to the side, you see, like, nooks and crannies, like, on the wall, that if you wanted to climb on the wall you could.
Okay, and as you guys are walking into this cave, and as you're walking into it, you see this room.
It's like a, probably a, like, 30-foot by, like, 80-foot room, so it's pretty massive.
And as you're walking in, on different points of the walls you see, like, these, what I would say, like, blobs, like, moving very slowly.
What color are the blobs?
They are black, and then one, one or two of them are yellow.
Hmm.
Roll for initiative.
[dramatic sound effect]
Look, I got a six.
Whoop.
I got a one.
So you said 30 feet by 80 feet, so is it, like, 30 feet wide, 80 feet long?
Yes.
Are there, like-
So 30 feet wide and then 80-foot long, so it's like you're in a big, long, it's like a-
Hallway
... well, more like a hallway type thing.
Okay.
Okay.
More long than it is wide.
Um, are there, like, I don't know-
Boulders?
... things on the ground that maybe a rogue could hide behind?
So as you walk in, there are, off to the side, there are rocks that you could hide behind.
There are, as you look up off to the side, you see, like, nooks and crannies, like, on the wall, that if you wanted to climb on the wall you could.
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