Aug 11, 2026 · 1 hr 21 min · 17 segments
The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about...cards. Just random cards. Whatever shows up using Scryfall's random card feature! Join us as we chat about Universes Beyond power creep, secret hidden chudlings…
You know it, you love it.
We're gonna hit the random button on Scryfall.
I'm gonna describe the card out loud, and then me and Miller will talk about the card until we can't think of anything else to say.
First up, random card.
Nee-doo-doo-doo-doo
Oh my God
Nee-doo-doo
Ring-nee-da-ring-nee-da-ring-nee-da-ring.
Oh my God
10th edition.
One and a green for a 1/3.
That's it
This creature can block creatures with flying
Yeah, it's slanted in double mark
I love Canopy Spiders, I love-
Giant Spiders
...
the Giant Spiders, the OG
Penumbra all-timer.
Penumbra f- oh my God, Penumbra feels so good to play
I like all the dinky spiders.
I'm not a huge fan of the, like, big stupid spiders that do a bunch of things
You know it, you love it.
We're gonna hit the random button on Scryfall.
I'm gonna describe the card out loud, and then me and Miller will talk about the card until we can't think of anything else to say.
First up, random card.
Nee-doo-doo-doo-doo
Oh my God
Nee-doo-doo
Ring-nee-da-ring-nee-da-ring-nee-da-ring.
Oh my God
10th edition.
One and a green for a 1/3.
That's it
This creature can block creatures with flying
Yeah, it's slanted in double mark
I love Canopy Spiders, I love-
Giant Spiders
...
the Giant Spiders, the OG
Penumbra all-timer.
Penumbra f- oh my God, Penumbra feels so good to play
I like all the dinky spiders.
I'm not a huge fan of the, like, big stupid spiders that do a bunch of things
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