The Stars Aren't Alright | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
Jul 12, 2026 · 2 hr 29 min · 13 segments
In this recap of season 3, we discuss the ups and downs, forwards and backwards of The New Meta. Questions from each other, questions from you, our lovely listeners - all to the dulcet tones of a…
I was gonna make it just season three, but instead I'm gonna make it summarize all three seasons of the podcast in five words or less.
Can it be a haiku?
Can it be a haiku?
You already went over.
All right, great.
All right.
Uh... [laughs]
[laughs]
No, it can actually-
'Cause a haiku's five, seven, five, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll let it be either five words or a haiku.
Okay.
I make self-insert character.
He's a dick.
Everyone laughs real hard.
Wait, how many words?
[laughs] It was supposed to be either five words or a haiku-
[laughs]
... or either.
[laughs]
That was a haiku.
I was gonna make it just season three, but instead I'm gonna make it summarize all three seasons of the podcast in five words or less.
Can it be a haiku?
Can it be a haiku?
You already went over.
All right, great.
All right.
Uh... [laughs]
[laughs]
No, it can actually-
'Cause a haiku's five, seven, five, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll let it be either five words or a haiku.
Okay.
I make self-insert character.
He's a dick.
Everyone laughs real hard.
Wait, how many words?
[laughs] It was supposed to be either five words or a haiku-
[laughs]
... or either.
[laughs]
That was a haiku.
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