The Stars Aren't Alright | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
Jun 14, 2026 · 1 hr 33 min · 12 segments
The crew of the Violet King Henry talks about tubes - and comes to a fateful decision about their path forward in Part 1 of our Season 3 Finale...(This podcast contains scenes of violence, adult…
Alex CollinsPanelistKathrynPanelistSuccessful spells.
I'm a witch.
Um, Juno learned a lot at her time in the monastery.
I'm, I'm getting a very suspicious look from Tom.
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] For as far as Juno knows, success.
Uh, Juno learned a lot while she was at the monastery, and she did a lot of readings, and a lot of that, that real deep spiritual work, uh, came from those, those readings and mantras that you'd repeat to yourself over and over again.
And her...
And in her, uh, books that she had, she had one in particular that she really, really gravitated towards.
This one line in it, and it just had...
Maybe the end of it was slightly water-damaged and she couldn't quite read the end of it, but she thought that it was complete enough as it was, and it just said, "Do unto others as you wish." Of course, missing the-
[laughs]
... second half of that, which would've been you wish would be done f- to, unto you.
Um, and so she had no idea that if she wants anybody to treat her well, that she has to actually possibly treat them well, so she just treats others as she wishes without any regard for how they might treat them.
I see Leah and [laughs] Brian conspiring against me.
[laughs]
[laughs] Thank you.
That's...
Yeah, perfect.

I like this fantasy world where, like, there would have to be something wrong with the teachings for people to disregard them in religion, rather than just like-
[laughs]
Sounds kinda socialist.
[laughs]
Successful spells.
I'm a witch.
Um, Juno learned a lot at her time in the monastery.
I'm, I'm getting a very suspicious look from Tom.
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] For as far as Juno knows, success.
Uh, Juno learned a lot while she was at the monastery, and she did a lot of readings, and a lot of that, that real deep spiritual work, uh, came from those, those readings and mantras that you'd repeat to yourself over and over again.
And her...
And in her, uh, books that she had, she had one in particular that she really, really gravitated towards.
This one line in it, and it just had...
Maybe the end of it was slightly water-damaged and she couldn't quite read the end of it, but she thought that it was complete enough as it was, and it just said, "Do unto others as you wish." Of course, missing the-
[laughs]
... second half of that, which would've been you wish would be done f- to, unto you.
Um, and so she had no idea that if she wants anybody to treat her well, that she has to actually possibly treat them well, so she just treats others as she wishes without any regard for how they might treat them.
I see Leah and [laughs] Brian conspiring against me.
[laughs]
[laughs] Thank you.
That's...
Yeah, perfect.

I like this fantasy world where, like, there would have to be something wrong with the teachings for people to disregard them in religion, rather than just like-
[laughs]
Sounds kinda socialist.
[laughs]
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