The Sad End of Indiana Jones. What We Really Think

If you had Archimedes dial, where would you want to go?

Home.

I haven't been home for a long time.

Hello and welcome back to the spoiler cast and welcome to this final summer extravaganza episode if you're on the free platforms youtube spotify whatever we have one more episode on spotify coming up

no patreon

oh sorry on patreon i mean patreon and i'll tell you it's last year's biggest movie that nobody saw, Fountain of Youth, starring John Krasinski and Padme Amidala.

No, it's Natalie Portman.

I remembered her name this time.

I just wanted to make that joke.

Anyway, but that's not what we're talking about today.

Today, it's the finale of the Indiana Jones retrospective.

This is not very retrospective at all, because this movie came out three years ago.

It's Indiana Jones...

And the dial of destiny.

Ba-ba-da-ba.

Ba-ba-da.

Ba-ba-da-ba.

Ba-ba-da.

Yeah.

The energy of this movie.

But we'll talk more

about that in a

second.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.

Directed by James Mangold.

Written by J.S. Butterworth.

John Henry Butterworth and David Koepp.

Ish.

Starring, of course, Harrison Ford, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Antonio Banderas,

Karen

Allen, kind of.

John Rhys-Davies, kind of.

Kind of.

Thomas Kretschmann? Eh, kind of.

Toby Jones? Eh, kind of.

Boyd Holbrook? Sure.

Mads Mikkelsen? Sure.

And a bunch of other people you don't know.

Seanat Renee Wilson? Kind of.

Archaeologist Indiana Jones races against time to retrieve a legendary artifact that can change the course of history.

Bum-ba-da-bum! Bum-ba-da-bum! Yes.

It's Indiana

Jones.

But that one was better, so we'll stick with that one.

Yeah.

Indiana Jones and the Diaper of Destiny.

You'll be amazed a man can be that old.

Anyway.

Let's just get into it.