The Best of The Rules - Vol. III

i sadly am suffering from extreme cognitive decline i'm sure you've experienced this simon we've spent enough time with each other i have three anecdotes which i repeat i didn't realize you knew There are enough people.

There are enough frustrated people out there to tell me, okay? So if you are a guest to my house, yeah, sure, I'm going to repeat things.

I'm going to say things for a second.

You're going to play the hits.

Yeah, I'm going to play the hits.

But if you're in my house, you're not allowed to say, I've heard this one, Al.

You've got to sit there and you've got to laugh.

Also, if I've made a joke, please laugh because my self-esteem is being threatened.

And maybe if I said something funny, it's sort of half past seven.

And then I follow it up with basically the same joke.

Five minutes later, do keep laughing.

Okay.

Yeah.

Because the alternative is that I see myself where I really am.

The whole house of cards crumbles.

And then we've already got cognitive decline.

Then it becomes physical decline.

Yeah.

Yes, because you start backing yourself and then your body thinks, well, what's the point?

Yeah.

Where's the thing then? If we are to roll out, because I'm assuming that you don't want this just for you.

Yeah, yeah.

You want this to be everyone who makes a joke, for it to be acknowledged with a small laugh.

You're not expecting belly laughing fakery.

No, no, no, no, no.