Oct 25, 2026 · 34 min · 11 segments
Award-winning comedian, writer and podcaster Glenn Moore (*BudPod /* Button Boys) insists Simon help prevent…
Glenn MooreGuest
Simon WeekesHost
Tell me then, what is your dream outcome? And let's see if we can't make that happen.

The dream outcome, I think, is that the train, when these events happen, the train is every, a bit like on a flight, where you know you have that individual light, but it's really intense.

And either that one person is illuminated or everyone is illuminated apart from them.

They're still allowed to ride the tube, but know that you've been cast into darkness, so you're now socially an outcast.

Is there going to be any sort of signifier at all about why? Because obviously people were getting on the tube at another stop.

You know, people are on the tube going, well, did they start wanking? Were they abusive? Were they...

If we can't do the lights, I think what should happen is your seat gets deeper so that you then have to clamber out of it afterwards.

I think you found what I was looking for, which was something that actually made it humiliating.

And so it's just everyone else that's just sat normally on the tube, but they now look like a lifeguard.

They must be sure it's really a sort of voting system amongst the other passengers, is that?

Tell me then, what is your dream outcome? And let's see if we can't make that happen.

The dream outcome, I think, is that the train, when these events happen, the train is every, a bit like on a flight, where you know you have that individual light, but it's really intense.

And either that one person is illuminated or everyone is illuminated apart from them.

They're still allowed to ride the tube, but know that you've been cast into darkness, so you're now socially an outcast.

Is there going to be any sort of signifier at all about why? Because obviously people were getting on the tube at another stop.

You know, people are on the tube going, well, did they start wanking? Were they abusive? Were they...

If we can't do the lights, I think what should happen is your seat gets deeper so that you then have to clamber out of it afterwards.

I think you found what I was looking for, which was something that actually made it humiliating.

And so it's just everyone else that's just sat normally on the tube, but they now look like a lifeguard.

They must be sure it's really a sort of voting system amongst the other passengers, is that?
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