Jul 31, 2026 · 49 min · 10 segments
Poor Bryan Kohberger doesn't like prison. Is that enough to get him out? We discuss one of the most meritless filings you'll ever see. Check out our other show The Prosecutors: Legal Briefs for…
If you have no idea what we're talking about, we are of course talking about Bryan Kohberger today.
You may be saying, "Who? What? Kinda rings a bell.
Oh, yes, indeed." Because he probably hasn't been across your newsfeed for the past year after confessing, appropriately, to murdering senselessly four college students in Idaho.
And it was almost one day, minus a year, to the day he pled guilty and was sentenced to life without parole that he makes the I'd like to take sevie backsie my guilty plea motion, which is the official legal term here at Prosecutors University.
And I'll, I'll give Bryan Kohberger one attaboy, and that's unlike Mackenzie Shirilla, he can actually figure out what a year is-
[laughs]
... from when his sentence becomes final.
Because that's how long you have to file the motion he filed-
It's true
... is one year.
Not a year and a day, Mackenzie.
No.
Not a year and a day.
As a-
Not a year and a day when it's zero.
Or when it-
Yeah
... falls on the day.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Gotta be right before the year.
And he counted because, you know, he's a very smart person.
Mm-hmm.
He'll tell you just how smart he is.
He's the smartest person in the world, and-
If you have no idea what we're talking about, we are of course talking about Bryan Kohberger today.
You may be saying, "Who? What? Kinda rings a bell.
Oh, yes, indeed." Because he probably hasn't been across your newsfeed for the past year after confessing, appropriately, to murdering senselessly four college students in Idaho.
And it was almost one day, minus a year, to the day he pled guilty and was sentenced to life without parole that he makes the I'd like to take sevie backsie my guilty plea motion, which is the official legal term here at Prosecutors University.
And I'll, I'll give Bryan Kohberger one attaboy, and that's unlike Mackenzie Shirilla, he can actually figure out what a year is-
[laughs]
... from when his sentence becomes final.
Because that's how long you have to file the motion he filed-
It's true
... is one year.
Not a year and a day, Mackenzie.
No.
Not a year and a day.
As a-
Not a year and a day when it's zero.
Or when it-
Yeah
... falls on the day.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Gotta be right before the year.
And he counted because, you know, he's a very smart person.
Mm-hmm.
He'll tell you just how smart he is.
He's the smartest person in the world, and-
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