More Incompetent Defending

Well, well, well, gentlemen, we're back to do a review on yesterday's catastrophe.

Another defeat, another defeat by the odd goal.

3-2 loss at home to Crystal Palace.

A weakened Crystal Palace team as well, I may add.

But I'm going to remain positive.

I'm joined by the usual crew.

Elliot, how you doing, mate?

Yeah, not very good after our shocking loss to left-back FC, but hey-ho, what can we do?

Well, remain positive, Elliot.

Denver, how are you now? You missed Friday.

Everyone asked about you, by the way, Denver.

Where's Denver?

Uh...

Honestly, lost for words, man.

Honestly, three games in and this is the first time I've been speechless this early into a season.

But, you know, it's going to be an interesting one tonight.

It will be.

Freddie, how are you feeling, son?

Disappointed, I guess.

It's not looking good, especially with our next two games.

That's what I can say.

It's not.

I got sent a match fact before kick-off yesterday by an avid listener and a good friend of ours, Gary.

It says, Fulham have lost 3-2 to Chelsea and 1-0 to Sunderland this season.

Only in 1951 and 52 and 2020 to 2021 have they lost each of their first three games in a top-flight campaign, being relegated on both occasions.

Now, we've made it three out of three.

So, We have to change that stat, don't we, Elia? But give us a brief overview on that, what you saw yesterday.