430. Deflock

Excellent.

Bring it on, Golbek.

I made some snaps a week or two ago, uh, with me washing Guac's plushies.

He peed on at least two of them out in the yard, which he does sometimes.

Pees on them, adjacent to them, around them, and then on them.

I brought them downstairs.

Guac followed me down.

I put them in the washer.

Guac looked despondent.

I washed the Blåhaj in, like, our little washtub.

I dried them.

I had footage of the dryer spinning the avocados around.

Yeah, this is good stuff.

Uh, yeah, hand washed the Blåhaj, brought it up.

I, uh, edited into a tight, like, 30 seconds.

Wow.

Wow.I was so proud of it.

I was like-

A tight 30.

Yeah.

I was like, Ingo does big, long snaps, but like, I'm doing the snaps today, and I got this like tightly edited little story with a beginning, middle, and end.

So good.

And then Ingo comes home from out of town.

How is this my fault, whatever happened?

Because Ingo's like, "I don't have any snaps." And I was like, "Don't worry, I did great snaps." And Ingo's like, "I'm just gonna post some like old snaps of Brody." And everybody's like, "Oh my God, the Brody snaps.