Aug 19, 2026 · 28 min · 15 segments
Fast, fun, and over before you know it. We’re talking spontaneous hookups, bad decisions, and the art of keeping things brief.
So my very funny quickie story, at least funny to me, hopefully you guys also find that it's funny, was dating a boy when I first came out.
We broke up, thought it was the end of the world, was like, "I'm gonna go..." I thought I was gonna go get laid.
I'm sorry, you asked someone over to your parents' house in the middle of nowhere?
Uh, so I was there.
Do you get to the next date?
Dude, it was a 45-minute drive.
Mm.
So, yes.
Uh, drove to this guy's place.
Again, thought we were gonna, like, fuck.
Uh, so yeah, he- I get there, and he's just like, "Let's just watch a movie." And I was thinking, "Okay." I don't, I don't remember what the movie was, but it was, like, tragically terrible.
Um, I was kind of laying there.
First off, he also lived in, like...
Not that there's anything wrong with this, but it was a trailer.
He was my age.
He was, like, 22.
He looked 22.
Like, I don't think he was older.
But is this giving the energy of, like, the guy with the trash apartment-
Literally
... and the mattress on the floor?
So my very funny quickie story, at least funny to me, hopefully you guys also find that it's funny, was dating a boy when I first came out.
We broke up, thought it was the end of the world, was like, "I'm gonna go..." I thought I was gonna go get laid.
I'm sorry, you asked someone over to your parents' house in the middle of nowhere?
Uh, so I was there.
Do you get to the next date?
Dude, it was a 45-minute drive.
Mm.
So, yes.
Uh, drove to this guy's place.
Again, thought we were gonna, like, fuck.
Uh, so yeah, he- I get there, and he's just like, "Let's just watch a movie." And I was thinking, "Okay." I don't, I don't remember what the movie was, but it was, like, tragically terrible.
Um, I was kind of laying there.
First off, he also lived in, like...
Not that there's anything wrong with this, but it was a trailer.
He was my age.
He was, like, 22.
He looked 22.
Like, I don't think he was older.
But is this giving the energy of, like, the guy with the trash apartment-
Literally
... and the mattress on the floor?
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