Week 1 Review.

What's cracking, perverts? Get those humps out.

Hey, speaking of Alec, speaking of Onk, speaking of long-lived Chuck Norris, there was a lot of talk about Alec's team, about Alec's draft.

And then week one came.

So why don't we check in? Why don't we check in with Unk? Hey, Alec, how was your week one? How would you say you're feeling about your team's performance? Yeah, that sounds about right.

That sounds about right.

In fact, It did not go well for Unk this week.

It just didn't.

But it's okay.

Because it is only week one.

What do we know, gang, about week one? Well, for one thing, we know that it's a liar.

We know that it's a thief.

And we know that it's a coward.

You coward.

So try not to overreact.

Especially, no names mentioned, Alec.

In fact, Alec would be best served just wiping this from his memory completely.

Why don't we just start with that matchup? It was the Pancake King.

That's right.

Formerly known as Stitch's Indus Bitches.

Now known as the New Pancake King.

That's right, J-God is no longer the Pancake Knight.

His throne has been taken.

He's now Brett Favre's dick pick again.

And Conor is now the Pancake King.

And Conor put an absolute slacking to Alec.