Oct 21, 2026 · 1 hr 9 min · 18 segments
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Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I have terrible news.
Some people are dumb.
Worst story I've ever heard.
Let's look at some seriously dumb headlines.
It's time for the ill-advised news.
All right, it's 01033 The Edge.
It's the Cass and Anthony morning show.
And every day we step in here and scour the internet.
We peruse the periodicals just looking for the dumb stories of the day.
And while my friends are at it again, the dumb is back.
It's the ill-advised news.
It's your dumb news stories of the day.
All right.
This happened earlier this year.
We may have talked about this on the show.
I just honestly can't remember.
But what happens when people commit crimes and then they go to court? Then all of a sudden we're getting all the video footage and the testimony.
So now it's in the news about a man who stole a flamingo in Vegas.
A
flamingo?
Yeah.
So he's a tourist from Canada, a 33-year-old man named Mitchell Fairbaum.
Ha ha! So in the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, they have a flamingo habitat with real flamingos.
That's kind of part of their whole thing.
He was wasted, drunk, and stole the flamingo out of its habitat and took it back to his hotel room.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I have terrible news.
Some people are dumb.
Worst story I've ever heard.
Let's look at some seriously dumb headlines.
It's time for the ill-advised news.
All right, it's 01033 The Edge.
It's the Cass and Anthony morning show.
And every day we step in here and scour the internet.
We peruse the periodicals just looking for the dumb stories of the day.
And while my friends are at it again, the dumb is back.
It's the ill-advised news.
It's your dumb news stories of the day.
All right.
This happened earlier this year.
We may have talked about this on the show.
I just honestly can't remember.
But what happens when people commit crimes and then they go to court? Then all of a sudden we're getting all the video footage and the testimony.
So now it's in the news about a man who stole a flamingo in Vegas.
A
flamingo?
Yeah.
So he's a tourist from Canada, a 33-year-old man named Mitchell Fairbaum.
Ha ha! So in the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, they have a flamingo habitat with real flamingos.
That's kind of part of their whole thing.
He was wasted, drunk, and stole the flamingo out of its habitat and took it back to his hotel room.
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