Aug 10, 2026 · 56 min · 12 segments
This week, BCoT is happy to have guest host Jacques Lamarre joining us for the first time to talk about cult 80s horror spoof, featuring the gal who put the "boob" back in "boob tube" and former host…
Steve MowryHost
Jacques LamarreGuestListen, young lady, I don't know who you are or where you came from, but you most certainly don't fit in this town.
Why, you don't even fit in that dress.
Listen, sister, if I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
[howling]
I don't think we need to resort to name-calling.
I think what Calvin is trying to say is that this Elvira is a person of easy virtue, a purveyor of pulchritude, a one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will.
A slimy, slithering succubus.
A concubine, a streetwalker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore.
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