Varla Jean Merman

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You know who wore the Nerf and still wears the Nerf ball titties? Who? Varla Jean Merman.

Remember when she used to do the, with the sandwich? Monday, Monday, but the sandwich sandwich? Yes, yes, yes.

When she would do the stage dive and she'd bounce back up, those were Nerf ball titties.

Las Vegas, I'm ending my little tour at the Majestic Repertory Theater on October 26th.

Also, just to throw it in there, if you happen to be at Palm Springs Pride on November 6th, I am doing a not ghosted show, but a fun show with former guests of this show, Coco Peru, Jackie Beat, Cherry Vine, and Varla Jean Merman.

We're just doing a fun old classic comedy drag show called Jurassic Drag.

All of the info is on my website, rozhernandestour.com.

have added a second show.

It is Jackie B, Sherry Vine, Marla Jean Merman, and Coco Peru.

It's called Jurassic Dragon.

It's hosted by Ross Hernandez.

Like I'm not even doing this.

Again, Varla Jean Merman is New York-bred, she that's what I was saying Laguna Blue this is this is a bitch that went through the New York grinder and now is like she's been in movies she does her own show I was introduced to her when I was in LA she was promoting her show and I went to go see it live and it was and I do not find a lot of things funny and it was one of the only shows I literally like was falling out of my chair like laughing and snotting because it was she was so fucking funny like she's so funny and so brilliant so I've seen her show I think I've seen three of her shows.

I took a lot of McGregor's ones.

She is brilliant.

Any drag queen that is doing a drag show is trying to do what Varla Jean Merman is.

And I even talking about Ben de la Creme and whatever, Jinx Monsoon.

The character.

Their show is taken from the Varla Jean Merman show.

I mean, come on.

Varla Jean, your ki- your kid's a theater kid.

I know.

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Varla Jean Merman cracked me the fuck up.

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Putting the audience and the performer through it at the same time can be evident.

I think it was Varla, Varla Jean Merman one time in an interview was saying that.

She's like, "It's so special when you absolutely..." When she's workshopping a show, she'll like, "And, and something just totally bombs, and I get to turn to the audience and go, 'You will be the only audience to ever hear that song-"

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Total- I- Well, totally.

I mean, and she, you know, I think Jinkx is a model for me.

BenDeLaCreme is a huge model for me, and also, like, they really patterned themselves on so many of the, the gal Varla Jean Merman, you know-

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