Aug 19, 2026 · 50 min · 15 segments
Luke and Andrew discuss their dislike of people using foul language in text, only to edit themselves with asterisks. They also hear from listeners who want to weigh-in on Andrew's tissue issue. And…
Um, I, uh, don't actually have a cellphone.
You don't have a cellphone? Well, I had a cellphone, Zan, obvs, but I lost it at the zoo.
A monkey took it, and she wouldn't give it back.
Yeah, Zan, the monkey was a woman.
Women can be anything these days.
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Earlier today, tragedy striking the new musical Spider-Men 2: Too Many Spider-Men, the show billed as the most flying Spider-Men ever assembled on one stage.
It, it dri- it, it literally, like, if I'm not wearing a good outfit, I can't sing a good song.
Look at us.
Me, just passing by on my way to tape a podcast, and you, standing in line for an open call for a play directed by the third Affleck brother.
This is bullying, you know.
No, I bet he loves this, actually, 'cause his tears taste salty, and he'll just eat it.
They won't be my background vocalists.
They'll, like, be, "Ah." [laughs] They'll be up front and personal.
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