Lamb Chop

Chop?

Lamb Chop was her name

from

Mr. Rogers, right? Well,

no, Lamb Chop is just...

The hand puppet.

From its own show, but it's a hand puppet.

Yeah, and the lady with curly hair is the person?

here's the problem.

I watched it at a time, it was so long ago, and I was so young, that the never-ending story in my young brain got completely intertwined and mixed up with Lamb Chop.

What? Both

of all puppets,

I want all these people who are going to, I mean, here's the never-ending story.

This shit will go on forever.

What's that rule called where, you know, something existed long ago? The lamb chop rule.

The lamb chop rule.

It is quite a thing.

And Lamb Chop from, I don't know, anyone remembers Lamb Chop.

I remember Lamb Chop.

A very cute little puppet.

And Shari Lewis's daughter...

Does sometimes perform with Lamb Chop.

Interesting.

Lamb Chop does have a, yeah.

...

he cleaned up his filth with Lamb Chop.

Shari.

[laughs]

'Cause you know Lamb Chop is there.

Oh, no, you did not.

You did not use Lamb Chop.

Lamb Chop.

Plus, a funky doody hole with nappy ass hair.

Lamb Chop helps to clean up some ropes of ejaculation in aisle nine, and hot dog projectiles of doom.

[bird squawking]

You still don't understand what our children are up against? Let me read you something that was posted on our message boards from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network.

It's disgusting.

All right, uh, these weren't just any dog toys.

The criminal complaint specifically identifies them as medium-sized lamb chop dog chews.

Like Lamb Chop? The...

I'll shout out some random old school.

Lamb chop.

Lamb chop.

I would not categorize her as one of my favorites.

I know, but she's a classic.

... as the creator of the puppet-

Lamb Chop?

Lamb Chop.

If you're into fun and you love to play.

If you like funny jokes that put you away.

And if you're one of those kids who lives by the rule that sad is bad and happy is cool.

Ooh, little buddy, you're about to see, you're in the very best place that you could be.

Hey, it's Lamb Chop's Play-Along.