King v Earl

The Sunday Express kicks off nice and cheerily.

Lives at risk as illegal knives flood into UK.

The shocking number of illegal lives being seized in Britain's borders could just be the tip of the iceberg.

I mean, true, but the problem is...

This is the problem with knife crime in general.

The illegal knives, not good.

But even if they didn't have illegal knives, we'd still have knives.

You know what I mean? But this is not a world where we have rounded edged scissors everywhere.

You know, food prep means people are getting knives.

That's part of it.

Then again, the other story on the front page is the wait is over.

Now it's strictly business.

pages two and three for in-depth analysis.

I've not opened the newspaper, but I'm presuming it's not in-depth.

There'll be a thousand words and big pictures of people with their legs out, but I don't think I'd rather read about the knife crime.

The Observer, careless, the state stopped me learning the story of my childhood.

This is the top boy actor on her quest to retrieve her care files.

Wow, I'm amazed by the Observer's front page.

Never really seems to be the most gripping story.

If you didn't already know about it, would you be interested? Maybe the sales these days is less to do with the front page.

Anyway, the Times, meanwhile, goes with, in the magazine section, Sylvester Stallone, Donald Trump and me.

I wonder what they got up to.

Naughty.

At his age, you imagine the mattress would have been left wet whether they wanted it to or not.

Hypocrite Spencer is peddling Diana's privacy, says King's allies.